Kilroy Won’t Be Back

When I laid down last night
I was thinking to myself
Why were so many good men dead
And why was Kilroy alive

But Kilroy won't be back nomore
Because I'm the best man and Kilroy have got to go

Kilroy was a heartbreaker
For a million year
He used to get mighty confused
In his life up there

But Kilroy won't be back nomore
Because I'm the best man and Kilroy have got to go

I caught Kilroy hangin' round
My front steps
He's so mean
He tried to hide his self

But Kilroy won't be back nomore
Yes I'm thе best man and Kilroy have got to go

So I chased him thru thе alleys
Down to the heart of town
Pulled my gun out to twit it
And I busted him down

And that's why he won't be back nomore
Yes I'm the best man and Kilroy had to go