Killing Spree

[PATRICK, spoken]
December slides into January
Which mutates into February
Which creeps towards March
There is a theory that obliterating Paul might have
Satisfied something
But no, no
I've continued to have intense dreams about vivisection
My nightly bloodlust continues to overflow

[PATRICK]
Hey pretty girl
Do you wanna dance?
Do you wanna get lucky?
Well, this is your chance

The drinks are on me
Can I be frank?
I'm doing quite well at my investment bank

What do you do
What do you do for a living?
No, don't answer that
I don't care, I'm just kidding
You can ignore my friends at the bar
They're trying to score
But they never get far

[EVELYN, spoken]
Patrick, I thought we were supposed to be having dinner tonight?
I thought we had reservations at Raw.Space?

[PATRICK, spoken]
Sorry Evelyn, I had to rent some videotapes- I mean
I had to RETURN some videotapes- I mean
I had to kill this fag and his fag dog on 67th Street

[EVELYN, spoken]
Oh, Mr. Bateman!
Have I ever told you, I just adore your sense of humor

[PATRICK]
That was some girl, I forget her name
She thinks we're in love
Does she think I'm insane?
She's not important
Just kind of annoying
That's a fine chardonnay you're not enjoying

Oh never mind, let's quit this dive
My white M3 is parked outside
I'll call my dealer
His product is clean
Fuck, I don't wanna drive
Let's get a limousine

[LUIS, spoken]
Hey you, it's me

[PATRICK, spoken]
Beep! You have reached Patrick Bateman's number
He is unable to come to the phone right now
So please leave a message after the tone

[LUIS]
Oh Patrick
You don't think I'd recognize your real voice?

[PATRICK, spoken]
Leave me the fuck alone Luis
Or I will decapitate you

[LUIS, spoken]
I hear the words you're saying, but you need to hear my words. I love you

[PATRICK]
Beep!

Oh this is rich
I shouldn't say
But this guy at work is totally gay
And that's all cool
To each his own
But some guy's ass is not what I bone
I'm bored, let's roll
Let's go back to my place
Have an after party, I can eat your face

Don't be nervous, invite your friends
The night is young, but it all depends