Plain White T’s
Plain White T’s
Plain White T’s
Plain White T’s
Plain White T’s
Plain White T’s
Plain White T’s
Plain White T’s
Plain White T’s
Plain White T’s
Plain White T’s
Plain White T’s
Plain White T’s
Plain White T’s
[Verse 1]
If I was a pirate sailing the seas
Would you come and pillage the village with me?
We'll bury the treasure and go down together
If I was a pirate
[Verse 2]
If I was an outlaw robbing a bank
Would you be my Bonnie? Help me get away?
Would you pull the trigger and blow 'em away?
If I was an outlaw
[Chorus]
How bad would I have to be?
How bad?
[Verse 3]
If I was a vampire roaming the night
Would you be my prey? Put your neck on the line?
Live in the shadows and die in the light?
If I was a vampire
[Verse 4]
If I was a wanted man on the run
Would you take the fall if we were under the gun?
And drop down beside me in the nooses they've hung?
If I was a wanted man on the run
[Chorus]
How bad would I have to be?
How bad?
[Bridge]
If I was the worst man in the world
Would you still be my girl?
The scariest monster you've ever seen
Would you still love me?
[Verse 5]
If I was a killer with blood on my hands
Would you be my alibi and lie on the stand?
Swear on your life that I'm an innocent man?
If I was a killer
[Chorus]
How bad would I have to be?
How bad?
[Outro]
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