Kielbasa

[Intro: Jack Black & Kyle Gass]
(Dude we gotta fuckin' write somethin' new
Come on)
Strums a chord
I don't like that
So far, ba-- Off to a bad start
KG strums another chord
Better, closer, warmer
KG strums another chord
That's it! Okay
Music starts up

[Verse 1]
I love ya baby but all I can think about is
Kielbasa sausage, your butt cheeks is warm
I check my dipstick, you need lubrication, honey
My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform
Now get it on

[Verse 2]
I see ya walkin' but all I can think about is
Dianetics, your butt cheeks is warm
I check my dipstick, you need lubrication, honey
My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform
Now I been set loose, ah, I'm shooting my juice, ah
Right in your caboose, now fuckin' get it on
Now get it on
Get it on

[Verse 3]
Dianetics junior much better than Krishna
Dianetics cure you much better indeed
And all you people here, you're tremendous
(Except the people in the back)
And you're smoking up a big-ass bowl of weed with me and KG
All right, oh yeah, all right, oh my God
All the ladies in the house say yeah (yeah)
All you motherfuckers say a prayer (prayer)
When you fight, you got to fight fair
You motherfucker, oh, you motherfucker
You know what time it is?
Tenacious D time, you motherfucker, go!
Fuck yeah
Yeah, yeah

[Outro]
Dude, that was TNT