Keyboard Kenny

[Verse]
Click, click, clickin' on the mouse
Loony Toon pajamas, haven't left the house
Started on the bed, now I'm on the couch
Surfing on the webs, what's the internet about?
Got the pop-pop-pop-pop-popcorn popping
Go to WorldStar, need to make some comments
Love to hate people, isn't that ironic?
[?], hmm, stupid-ass topic
This is why these thugs can't never get respect
Cops did a favor when they shot him in the neck
Upload, post, ha, watch 'em get upset
Switch to new tab, I click, click, click
YouTube Bieber, Justin is a bitch
He loves little boys and staring at their dicks (faggot)
Hope he gets aids from his groupie-ass chicks
And I think I'm getting funnier with every single click
More comments
More hysteria
My negativity will probably bury ya
Very much opinionated, yes, I have the answers
And the top comment on the Drake song
I hope he gets cancer
Macklemore's a faggot and the fact that you're a fan of him
And all his fucking Grammys is embarrassing, post
Ah, another joke about Ebola
Hold up
Call of Duty break, light the bowl up
Momma, make it snappy, go and cook me up some dinner
Mountain Dew and Bagel Bites, the recipe for winners
Adderall and soda always giving me the jitters
Took a shit and watched some porn, but now I'm back on Twitter
Tryna get some hits like a d-end
Or some pussy, baby, won't you let me slide into your DMs?
Tweet at Miley to show the world her heinie
'Cause we know she got a dick, fucking bitch you looking grimy
But you'll never fucking see this so I Tweet it fifty times
'Til I'm bored wanting more so I switch over to Vine
Lil TerRio, this motherfucker's scary, yo
Post a fat joke and keep scrolling
I'm living in the moment
How you gonna hate on me?
I speak truth, and I be spitting game all week
Got a problem pussy? Why don't you come and find me
That's what I thought, bitch, the internet's behind me
You ain't doing shit

[Outro]
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