Keyboard Cat!

[Intro: Maxipad]
Hey guys, say hi to Marcus, Marcus say hi
Hi
Grandmastafunk in this bitch
It’s Maxi, ay, ay, bitch

[Verse 1: Maxipad]
Said I fucked yo’ bitch, and she blew her back out
Chillin’ with the boys, smokin’ in the trap house
They say Maxi’s hotter than a fuckin’ bathhouse
Hop up off my dick before I pull the straps out
Say I pull up to yo’ bitch, she blew my dick like a balloon
Got a choppa aimin’ to yo’ head like no platoon
Bitch I’m chillin’ off the wok, yeah I’m sippin’ in the zoom
Got yo’ lady in my crib, and she chillin’ in the nude
Said I pull out my choppa, that shit got some heat
She on my banana, I’m makin’ her eat
She suck on my dick, it got Vitamin D
I’m curvin’ a bitch, just like the letter C
Choppa hit you, make that boy take a pee
Bullet hit you, make that hairline recede
Your bitch on my dick in the back of a jeep
I nut on her face and it put her to sleep
Said I run that shit up, just like a track meat
All these bitches want me, but they cannot have me
Yo’ bitch on my dick, 'cause she love the name Maxi
Ay bitch, do you love the name Maxi?

[Interlude: Maxipad, Uglee Kidd]
You know
I got deleted a while ago but like honestly, I don't even care
Yeah, shut the fuck up bro, who even cares, nobody cares bro

[Chorus: Uglee]
Said I’m slurrin’ on my words, 'cause I’m sippin’ promethazine
Breath kinda stink, so I need some Listerine
Walkin’ like that nigga, but I’m not Comethazine
Perc got me ichin’ like a dog, no pedigree

[Verse 2]
Said I pulled up on yo’ baby cause she actin’ like a slut
Yeah my dick is really tiny, so I put it in her butt
Lookin’ at me kinda funny, I can slap you if you want
Better hop up in the shower, 'cause you smellin’ like a mutt
I fuck on yo’ thot while she doin’ the dishes
She wanted my penis, it’s kinda acidic
I see all of the money, I wanna go get it
The codeine in the bottle, she love when I sip it

[Bridge]
I fuck on the bitch, she feel real well
You want on my dick, I say it's swell
You better than me, no way in hell
She want it young Uglee to ring her bell

[Chorus: Uglee]
Said I’m slurrin’ on my words, 'cause I’m sippin’ promethazine
Breath kinda stink, so I need some Listerine
Walkin’ like that nigga, but I’m not Comethazine
Perc got me ichin’ like a dog, no pedigree