Kevin at the End of the World

[Verse 1]
Wish my friends were here to see
My Xbox on this giant screen
Pro controllers, all brand new
I just hit Level 52

I'm known to game the night away
While I'm knocking back some IPAs
But I have been here for three straight days
Kevin at the end of the world

[Verse 2]
It's nice to have some room to breathe
No one's asking me to leave
So I'm mowing through these bags of chips
With a lifetime supply of onion dip

There's nowhere that I need to be
Bossman, he ain't calling me
But I kinda miss my family
Kevin at the end of the world

[Chorus]
Me, now it's only me
Me, of all humanity

[Post-Chorus]
Meteors are weird

[Verse 3]
That giant rock came screaming through
It nearly tore the earth in two
And left behind a single shrine
Somehow, this Walmart came out fine

There's nothing else for me to do
Find that pie in Aisle 22
And chase it down with Mountain Dew
Kevin at the end of the world

[Chorus]
Me, now it's only me
Me, of all humanity

[Post-Chorus]
Oh look, a Chia Pet

[Bridge]
Yesterday I got so bored
I looked out through the sliding doors
And poking through the dust and ash
I saw a little color splash

A violet bloomed above the pile
Stopped a moment and I smiled
I went right back to the electronics aisle
Kevin at the end of the world

[Outro]
Kevin at the end of the world
Kevin (Me)
At the end (At the end)
Of the world