"Don't interrupt me man, I'm getting real impatient"
She said, "Why don't you put that in one of your stupid poems so I can hate it."
I really want a physical copy of that statement
I never met anyone who wanted
So badly to be hated
You're like Ketamine
You get me so sedated
"And all those AA rhyme schemes that I know are all about me
And to be honest, Drew, they're getting pretty mean"
Well I'm good at avoiding things and bleeding into the scenery
Like a drunk, trying to gain balance
I looked over and I saw your mattress
Try to make it feel like a slow dance
Tryna make it feel like romance
While I had another number written in the palm of my hand
Well I'm just trying to be honest
Now you're calling me out on it
Now you're calling all my friends askin'
"Where is Drew Thompson?"
If they knew, they'd tell you
But what that really means is 'get a clue'
Like a drunk, trying to gain balance
I looked over and I saw your mattress
Trying to make it seem like a slow dance
Tryna make it feel like romance
I saw a picture of your boyfriend on the nightstand