Kenny Rap

[Skit]
We need new artist, damn it!
Let’s put a want AD in tomorrow’s paper
Make it read: ‘Hip-Hop Artists Needed’
Must have at least 1 gun shot or stab wound
Minimum of 2 felony’s
Preferably intimidating
No Drug test required

[Verse 1]
You’ll never guess what I came across today [Who?]
An artist to help us make lots of cake [Ooo]
Wait till you hear what he’s got to say
And what he been through. He’s a best-seller…I bet you
[Can he rap?] He was born into poverty
His folks were broke [So? That don’t bother me]
He from the ghetto…had to sell drugs
[We sell music, how will that help us?!]
Had No dad. Mom was a crack head
[I suppose he talks about hoes on the track then]
Nope…..he has a wife…. I believe~
And lots of tattoos as far as I can see
[Are they Prison Tats?] Not to my knowledge
[Does he own any diplomas from any college?]
Nah, this kid’s just got this
Thing about him. [Can he rap or not bitch!?!]

I doubt it

[Sample: Charles Hamilton]
If you disagree
If you/If you disagree
If you disagree, you don’t fuckin’ know rap
HUH?