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What’s a good rapper without a personification song? Here, Meyhem personifies cocaine aka “white girl” as Kelly Kapowski, the most popular girl in school in the 90’s show Saved by the Bell.
A Pitchfork writer would later miss the whole point of the song while giving Meyhem’s project, Mandatory Brun...
[Intro x2]
Kelly Kapowski
K-Kelly Kapowski
K-Kelly Kapowski
[Verse 1]
Coming through with Kelly, bagging shorty in the telly
Would never lie, she keeps me fly just like a new propelly
I spend all day running around with her, my shorty jelly
A hundred missed calls every time I'm looking at my celly
My baby treat me right, there ain't nothing you can tell me
You wanna test her, put it in your mouth, peace Akinyele
I hustle hard like niggas on Broadway with Pelle Pelle
Stay rocking leather, getting cheddar, selling Kelly Kelly
Sometimes she's a hard rock, others a softy
But I don't give a fuck as long as she never divorce me
Scorch me, never that, she taught me keep it cool
I used to play the corners with her when I first got out of school
Catch me and Kelly posted up, we in the dive bar
Professional with presentation in a live jar
She keeps me clean plus she cooks right, don't ever doubt me
Deeper than business, fuck all these bitches, I love Ms. Kapowski
[Hook x4]
Kelly Kapowski
K-Kelly Kapowski
Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly
[Verse 2]
I'm the black Zack Morris, keep Kelly on my side
For nostalgic purposes, I keep a flip phone in my ride
Bitches love my baby Kelly more than they love me
So they come through to see Kelly but they fuck me
Kelly gets the party started
I need a handicap plate because these whips retarded
I sought it, she bought it, contorted it, supported it
Used to window shop but now I see shit and afford it
Had a thought to get a 9 to 5 but she help me abort it
Looks like I'm dolo but by Kelly I'm escorted
She's got a bad name, heard she did a couple niggas dirty
But most the time they didn't treat her right, moving absurdly
Acting reckless when it came to the relationship
With Kelly think before you flip you gotta get a grip
Hand to hands daily like a toll booth worker on the bridge
Thanks to Kelly we got North Atlantic salmon in the fridge
[Hook x4]
Kelly Kapowski was written by Meyhem Lauren.
Kelly Kapowski was produced by J-Love.
Meyhem Lauren released Kelly Kapowski on Thu Dec 06 2012.