Kel Jefe

[Intro]
Sleeping arranged bums don’t usually stop in Waco
Life here is a little too quick for em maybe you think you’re fast enough to keep up with us huh
A lot faster than you’ll ever live to be

[Verse 1]
Hey hey
Hey hey
I’m an old dirty bastard
Pack the whip faster just to roll spliff on the dashboard
Sound boys can get it if they ask for it
Ninety seven fella’s use to call me casper
But really they couldn’t see me
They want to be little baby bobbies gotta believe me
I send their baby mommies to the cleaning she wouldn’t listen
The dogs in the street wouldn’t f*ck with her
And you’re worse for f*cking believing them
Too much sleaze in him too much scheming for the green in him
And you’re too much a heater to maneuver your breathing
Give me that Bobby the Brain Heenan
I spend man [?] seventeen years with the best flow
Complete dirty vest flow arms low arms flow over your head like a poncho

[Hook]
Who’s that big bastard in the air max with the red benz speeding in the whip jefe
And who’s woman has a bigger ass that can break the internet in a gif jefe
And who’s that pulling up in the vine with time timberline and a bird on his hip kel jefe
That must be Kelly they call him kel jefe but you can still call him checker real

[Verse 2]
I bought the mic thinking bobby in the cradle fatty on the table
Tattoo saying I love fatty on the naval
Don’t make be bought you with a cable you dope mechanical not able
You okay hon free kisses used to have three misses and six mistresses
Had to find a way to expel all the wickedness
Cause good can’t come out of f*cking with three sixes
I have a big house big guide with four beds and two sitting rooms
Don’t worry how I’m living foo I might buy a swimming pool no mortgage
Every time I step in the booth I blow torch it tear up the fence on the wall cause I scorched it
Make money on exports big gorgeous spanish wife turn with a whip black beamers silver wheels

[Hook]
Who’s that big bastard in the air max with the red benz speeding in the whip jefe
And who’s woman has a bigger ass that can break the internet in a gif jefe
And who’s that pulling up in the vine with time timberline and a bird on his hip kel jefe
That must be kelly they call him kel jefe but you can still call him checker real

[Verse 3]
I be that insane killer from the psycho ward I’m on the trigger of the double barrel
Pointed at your larynx thought he’s cool joking in the barrell lands
Take one then take two for the camera man
Run up the roots in the dirty caravan and I blow blaze terror and dagger with suzuki swift
Unloaded the cargo senior kel perform before you seen it on Naple
I don’t Netflix and chill I Netflix net bitch and jet bitch at will oh what a thrill
She was real that’s a fat joe wordplay shit is real fact though girl these nuts ain’t pistachios
Muchos gracias words gave me muchos anchos patios mouths open like cashews
So who the f*ck want to clash us cause hell boys go hold the gun the Redskins nobody roll with Them

[Chorus]
Who’s that big bastard in the air max with the red benz speeding in the whip jefe
And who’s woman has a bigger ass that can break the internet in a gif jefe
And who’s that pulling up in the vine with time timberline and a bird on his hip kel jefe
That must be kelly they call him kel jefe but you can still call him checker real

[Outro]
We knew you’d come back why don’t you come with me and ask jefe yourself