Keith Lemon Call

[Spoken: Keith Lemon & Lady Leshurr]
Hi Lady "Leisure", it's Keith Lemon
Hi Keithy, it's Leshurr but I am a lady of leisure
Where are ya?
I'm in my house
I've been in my house for a million weeks, it feels like
Same, same
Oh man, I'm going nuts
I can imagine. So what've you been up to?
Today, I've resorted to filming myself open boxes
Boxes?
Why's that ab-? Why do people wanna watch people open boxes?
You know what I do?
I start opening-ing-ing-ing the box
And then I just cut to me with it already opened
So I don't know, I've taken the joy out of the video
Is the joy just seeing me open things?
Well anyway, hope you're well...
Hello?