Keep Up With Jones

[Verse 1]
Last night, I felt like a two-dollar pistol
This morning, I feel like I got shot
Hair of the dog says wet my whistle
But I don't know if that's a good idea or not

[Chorus]
I could get up on a little wild hair, white lightnin'
Do a little two-lane John-Deere ridin'
Lead me to a neon sign and the race is on
I been known to play possum on a barstool sittin'
Jukebox gold and the whole room spinnin'
Livin' in the middle of a country and western song
I can't keep tryin' to keep up with Jones
I can't keep tryin' to keep up with Jones

[Verse 2]
Last night, I knew what not to do
I just don't know half of what I did
I thought I'd try to fill them shoes
Turns out them boots are too damn big, yeah

[Chorus]
I could get up on a little wild hair, white lightnin'
Do a little two-lane John-Deere ridin'
Lead me to a neon sign and the race is on
I been known to play possum on a barstool sittin'
Jukebox gold and the whole room spinnin'
Livin' in the middle of a country and western song
I can't keep tryin' to keep up with Jones
I can't keep tryin' to keep up with Jones

[Post-Chorus]
I can't keep up
I can't keep up

[Bridge]
Yeah, today I'm movin' real slow
So tonight, I'll be a no-show
Then again, I just might go

[Chorus]
And get up on a little wild hair, white lightnin'
Do a little two-lane John-Deere ridin'
Lead me to a neon sign and the race is on
I been known to play possum on a barstool sittin'
Jukebox gold and the whole room spinnin'
Livin' in the middle of a country and western song
I can't keep tryin' to keep up with Jones
I can't keep tryin' to keep up with Jones
I can't keep tryin' to keep up with Jones
I can't keep tryin' to keep up with Jones
Jones, Jones

[Outro]
(Last night, I felt like a two-dollar pistol)
(This morning, I feel like I got shot)