Keep On Cleaning (Reprise)

[SOAP, spoken]
Thanks for helping me with this, Mic

[MICROPHONE, spoken]
Hey, no problem. I never knew there was such thing as a triple-sided mop to get to the "hard-to-reach places"

[SOAP, spoken]
This urge to clean is like a bizarre defense mechanism. A spider, crawling on my back, waiting to bite me!

[MICROPHONE, spoken]
Uh, yeah. I hate it when those happen

[SOAP, spoken]
But I realized, you can scrub as hard as you want, but life would never be squeaky clean, you know?

[MICROPHONE, spoken]
Yeah. I wish I started talking to you a lot earlier. My input isn't really valued by the rest of the team

[SOAP, spoken]
Well, on a team, everyone's opinion matters. And even for yourself, Microphone. You need to listen to your heart, like I'm about to do now!
Right now... Any second.... Here I go-
No! I can't!

[MICROPHONE, spoken]
What!?

[SOAP, spoken]
I've scrubbed my whole life, I can't give it up now. You see...

[SOAP]
Cleaning's my life
And when I'm feeling down-

[MICROPHONE, spoken]
Pull yourself together, woman!

[SOAP, spoken]
Nooooo!
...Thanks