Keep Off The Grass

Keep off the grass!
The sign says 'keep off the grass!'
Keep off the grass!
The sign says 'keep off the grass!'

What's the grass for anyway?
Is it only there to look at
While you stand on tired feet
On the pavement on a hot summer's day?

What's the grass for in the spring?
Curb your dog!
Curb your thoughts!
Don't think about the grass or anything!

Can't you see the sign?
Can't you see the sign? (see the sign)

Keep off the grass!
The sign says 'keep off the grass!'
Keep off the grass!
The sign says 'keep off the grass!'

Is there a place where I can go?
Don't sit on the grass
Use the grass
Bruise the grass
The answer's no!

Can't you see the sign?
Can't you see the sign? (see the sign)

Grass is for city pеople
I thought little of it
Not just for the man with a spikе on a stick
Who picks up the papers that were left by the people
Who ignored the sign that says-

Keep off the grass!
The sign says 'keep off the grass!'
Keep off the grass!
The sign says 'keep off the grass!'
Can't you see the sign?
Can't you see the sign?
Can't you see the sign?

Keep off the grass!
The sign says 'keep off the grass!'