KEEP IT COOL

[Verse 1]
So, you tripped and fell into her bed by accident
What an unusual, but re-occuring incident
Performance lasts a minute, but the scars are permanent
Funny how you told the city it's coincident
Guess baguette wasn't all that you ate in France
I heard dessert was nicely stored inside of her pants
Funny how you twist a knife and then wreck all my plans
Come and show your fangs

[Chorus]
I could keep it cool, I could act my age
But there slips the loser from my lips to your face
I could keep it cool, dip and leave with taste
But I can't help it, you son of grace

[Post-Chorus]
I try to be cool
Broke my heart, but it's cool
Fell apart, but it's cool
We once kissed French
Now we're not even friends

[Verse 2]
I wish you the best, wink, wink, fingers crossed
How could I have to draw the lines I already re-drew and you crossed
Keep the heart pitch black and the sharp teeth flossed
Bite me, I'm the greatest fucking thing that you've lost
I'm so mature I stopped wishing that you were dead
'Cause then you wouldn't have to live with what you could have had
You don't get to cry after sleeping with the alphabet
I surely wasn't on your mind when she gave you head

[Chorus]
I could keep it cool, I could act my age
But there slips the loser from my lips to your face
I could keep it cool, dip and leave with taste
But I can't help it, you son of grace

[Post-Chorus]
I try to be cool
Broke my heart, but it's cool
Fell apart, but it's cool
We once kissed French
Now we're not even friends

[Bridge]
You think all of this is funny, here's a punchline
Baby, your genetics scream receding hairline
I'm so calm, so collected or maybe I'm just not
All my fingers, redirected, now the middle one's on spot

[Chorus]
I could keep it cool, I could act my age
But there slips the loser from my lips to your face
I could keep it cool, dip and leave with taste
But I can't help it, you son of grace

[Post-Chorus]
I try to be cool
Broke my heart, but it's cool
Fell apart, but it's cool
We once kissed French
Now we're not even friends

[Outro]
I'm so glad this is off my chest
I'm gonna do another one