“Keeping it 99” is a phrase of lying. As MC Kudge says
Keep it 99 when she asks about my height (Huh?), nah
Meaning he lies about his height. This phrase comes from “Keeping it 100” which is a phrase of being honest. Also both phrases are opposite to each other.
[Pre-Chorus: MC Gibby]
I got all these fuckin' racks on me, got cash on me
I got bitches in the back and they throwin' that ass on me
I ain't even tryna cap homie, you mad, homie (Uh)
I can't keep it a hunnid, I'ma keep it a stack, homie (Yeah)
[Chorus: MC Prophet & MC Kudge]
I ain't stayin' for the night, so I'm hoppin' on a flight
I ain't takin' no advice, man, I'm tired of bein' nice, alright
'Cause if I'm bein' honest, I be lyin' sometimes
But all I know is I'ma keep it 99 like it's Betty White (Okay, okay)
[Verse 1: MC Kudge]
Keep it 99 when she asks about my height (Huh?), nah
Nine-thousand on this dinner and I didn't even get to take a bite
Nine 10's 69'in like Mike points
They stay spinnin' my joints
Stay lying likе I'm Carrey
Only eat lobster, I'd fight Larry
I keep it 99 likе 98 plus 1
Got 1.8 in my trust fund
Keep sayin' I fuck girls, never touched one
Kudge dub and one clutched up over that cancel
You keep it 99 if you sayin' that you ain't fuck with my band, bruh
[Verse 2: MC Wasian]
They say Wasian got 99 bitches on his dick (Woo)
They say Wasian got 99 bands, yeah, he too rich (Cap)
They say Wasian got 99 songs and not one hit
I'm just playin', last three bars I was lyin' and shit (Okay)
Got girls in every city, pussy be pink like it's Whitney
She kept it 99 with me, told me my dick wasn't litty (Cap, cap)
Got bitches tryna DM me and they still callin' pretty
But I already got plenty and they all tell me they miss me
[Pre-Chorus: MC Gibby]
I got all these fuckin' racks on me, got cash on me
I got bitches in the back and they throwin' that ass on me
I ain't even tryna cap homie, you mad, homie (Uh)
I can't keep it a hunnid, I'ma keep it a stack, homie (Yeah)
[Chorus: MC Prophet]
I ain't stayin' for the night, so I'm hoppin' on a flight
I ain't takin' no advice, man, I'm tired of bein' nice, alright
'Cause if I'm bein' honest, I be lyin' sometimes
But all I know is I'ma keep it 99 like it's Betty White
[Verse 3: MC God]
I keep it 99 when she asks me "is she just a friend?"
I keep it 99 when she asks "do you think I'm a 10?"
I keep it 99 like I'm Shady in his prime
So I'ma keep it 99 'cause all these bitches wanna play pretend
Facts only, my bad, homie
I've been messin' with your mom, I'ma be your dad, homie (Damn, homie)
'Cause if I'm bein' honest, I be lyin' sometimes
But all I know is I've been on my fuckin' grind and that's all the time
[Interlude: All]
Oh my god
Holy shit, bruh
Okay
Goddamn
[Pre-Chorus: MC Gibby]
I got all these fuckin' racks on me, got cash on me
I got bitches in the back and they throwin' that ass on me
I ain't even tryna cap homie, you mad, homie (Uh)
I can't keep it a hunnid, I'ma keep it a stack, homie (Yeah)
[Chorus: MC Prophet]
I ain't stayin' for the night, so I'm hoppin' on a flight
I ain't takin' no advice, man, I'm tired of bein' nice, alright
'Cause if I'm bein' honest, I be lyin' sometimes
But all I know is I'ma keep it 99 like it's Betty White
Keep It 99 was written by MC Wasian & MC Gibby & MC God & MC Kudge & MC Prophet.
Keep It 99 was produced by Holder.
MC Virgins released Keep It 99 on Fri May 13 2022.