KasherQuon Pickle

[Intro]
(Reuel, stop playing with these niggas)
(Scooby-Doo laugh)

[Verse: Lil Rocket Launcher and Slump AK]
I popped a perc, man, I feel amazing
Nut on her skin, man, it feels like a raisin
I gave the plug Monopoly money
Now that nigga think I’m funny
Bitch
I don’t like Beaners
Useless niggas, man, they just window cleaners
“Hold on, ain’t you Mexican?" (Bruh)
Yeah, but like
Uh
Like
Man shut the fuck up
I just stole a cancer donation jar
Popped a perc and went dummy like Patrick Star
I’m with three bitches yeah, I call 'em Dumb, Dumb, and Dumber
He try to dox me, bitch, that ain’t my number
I just shot a dude, now he cryin' to his mommy
I just robbed a Hypebeast for somе fucking Murakami
Finna kill this cat with a muhfuckin' brick
Bitches on my dick, like a muhfuckin' tick
Finna jerk off with pеanut butter jelly
I just shot a fat man, yeah, right in his belly
Gotta go fast, gettin' chased by R. Kelly
Shot a homeless man, yeah, that nigga real smelly
I’m mad as hell, I just shot up a deli (Scooby-Doo laugh)
Bitch!
I ain’t even sorry
Just caught my lil' cousin watchin' porn on safari
I just bluffed at this bitch so she could suck my dick
Hold oooon, that sounded bad
She ain’ let me hit so I fucked on her dad
She said, “Fair play” she ain’ even mad
Did it again and, she got mad
But
I’m still gon’ be rappin'
He say he a fan but I know that he cappin'
He just want a free feature, I don’t even blame him
Lil Rocket up next, but you gotta pay him
Twelve on my ass ‘cause I robbed a sperm bank
Fucked up in the crib making Kool-Aid, in a fish tank
I just gave a kid a fake ass edible
He text me back later say, he feel incredible
Dumb bitch
Bought a fake ID now my new name Teejay
Beat a nigga ass and throw him on the freeway
I just got everybody info at the cafe
Now my new name José
Got a Lil Uzi now they think I’m Kasher Quon
Got a Mexican to go mow my lawn
Gave him a dollar he said, “More, señior”
I said, “No”, and I shut the fuckin' door
I just caught my lil' cousin wi' a fuckin' vape
Finna kidnap this girl with some duct tape
Now I finna take her to my crib and you know
I finna sell her on the dark web
Sold her for ten dollars so I can buy Obama Runtz
Gotta be careful ‘cause my ass got scammed once
This bitch just left me on read
Cops pulled up, and they found her ass dead