KAREN TYPE BEAT

[Verse 1]
(sighs) fuck, bro, you whaddup, bruh, ayy
Yo, welcome to (coughing) fucking Captain D's
The fuck you want?
Can I get the... sh-
Hey, hold on, hold-, slow down!
I ain't ready!
Oh, give me a couple minutes
(God, bro, this place is turning rusty, bro)
Now are you ready?
Yeah, alright, I'm ready, what the fuck do you want? What you need?
Um, can I get the fried shrimp, and hush puppies and, uh, extra-large Big Red
(coughing) alright, does everything look great?
You got a big rated shrimp, right?

[Chorus]
Actually you forgot my hush puppies
Uh, $25.87. Pull up to the second window
You forgot my hush puppies!
I'm RRRUUUUHHHH!
Aight, here's your shrimp, your Big Red, um...
I'm recor-, I'm calling your manager
I'm ca-, I'm, I'm calling your manager
Man, you don't know me, why you talkin' me like this?
You gotta turn that camera off
I'm calling corporate! I'm calling corp-
Look, you didn't give me my hush puppies!
Look, man, this is how it works
You pay me money, I will give me your hush puppies, okay?
Don't you dare talk to me like that. I am the customer
I'm the customer
You gotta give me $25, and I'll give you your meal

[Verse 2]
(sighs deeply) Lady, I'm gonna give you one more chance
If you don't reverse this car right...
You know what? Let me go get your hush puppies
Finally, you stupid, fucking ni- (Ni-, ni-, ni-...)
What did you just say?! (Say, say, say?!...)
Uh, I, I... I love Kevin Hart and, uh... Ehehe...
UUUGH...

[Outro]
They don't pay me enough for this shit!
Everyone get in now!
*angry shooting noises*

[Instrumental]