Karen #5

Number one sat beside me in school
Number two played me for a fool
Number three broke my heart in two
Number four just wanted to screw

Why me?
It's a mystery
It's just a name, but it brings misery
I took a dive
But I'm still alive
I hope I survive Karen number five

Number one was just a crush
Number two was a first-love rush
Number three was a fairy tale
Number four was a drunken failure

Why me?
It's a mystery
It's just a name, but it brings misery
I took a dive
But I'm still alive
I hope I survive Karеn number five

Maybe I'm in lovе with the name
Maybe I am the one to blame
Maybe you should date a Michelle

Number one was just a crush
Number two was a first-love rush
Number three was a fairy tale
Number four was a drunken failure

Why me?
It's a mystery
It's just a name, but it brings misery
I took a dive
But I'm still alive
I hope I survive Karen number five