Karate Chops for Everyone but Us

[Verse 1]
Trashed and battered now and passed out on the floor
(Travis, what are you doing? Get up.)
I'm getting good at sleeping on dates
Nothing seems to hold my interest anymore
Bad ideas come in small doses

[Chorus]
Nice to meet you
We can't wow you with our people skills
We make enemies, not friends
Your name again?

[Verse 2]
I just met someone whose name I already forgot
Come back and tell me what has changed
Your fake blood and blonde do not compliment your face
Go get your gun, I'll get my hammer

[Chorus]
Nice to meet you
We can't wow you with our people skills
We make enemies, not friends
Your name again?

[Bridge]
We are the only friends that we have
Friends that we have
We are the only friends that we have
Friends that we have, yeah

[Verse 3]
It was the intention to make the third verse the same as the first
Getting dumber as I get older
Only wimps can not handle broken hearts
We don't know anyone in this town

[Outro]
I'm making a pact, I'm delivering
I'm making a scene, I'm delivering
We're making a pact, we're delivering
We're making a scene, we're delivering