Kaandi Aurat

[Chorus]
Ye bandi bohot teekhi sabhi ko inaam deri hai
Mujhe bhaamp leti hai ye mera naam le rahi hai
South delhi ki chori bure kaand mei fasi hai
Gale se lagake gale pe nishaan deti hai

[Verse 1]
Haan mera mic on
Wo meri awaaz sunke hori turn on
Banati mere rap gaano ko tu love song
Tu hai khazan tere piche lage 40 chor
Mai ali baba har ek chor ka banara mor
Mai laal battiyo ke beech
Maharaj ko lubhana teri sakhiyo se seekh
Bohot bura aadmi mai bohot jyada neech
Rang sawla mai rehta khaali gopiyo ke beech
Mujhse bachi reh tu praarthnaaye kar
Jab bhi darwaza khadkau boli saajan aaye ghar
Don dada apne aage peeche kaun
Tujhe dikhta rahu jaana yahi kaamnaaye kar

[Chorus]
Ye bandi bohot teekhi sabhi ko inaam deri hai
Mujhe bhaamp leti hai ye mera naam le rahi hai
South delhi ki chori bure kaand mei fasi hai
Gale se lagake gale pe nishaan deti hai

[Verse 2]
Hoon mai VIP
Meri jaan mere peeche padi CID
Chahiye londo ko rap se pehle therapy
Haan gaand fate jabhi Bella kare melody
Hoon mai way above
Jabhi aata mic pe ye beat mujhe kehti hoja rehemheen
Shaant meri jaana, jab mai baat karta hu
Yaa to mera hota hai ya mai tabah karta hu
Tune 20 taapa hai ni ke tu fire hori hai
Mai tujhe jeebh se lagake meri shaant karta hu
Tujhe raat mei milunga intezaar mei hu mai
Hoon mai celeb isiliye lambi car mei hu mai
Roz filmo ke bade bade stars mei hu mai (Haan)
Nawazuddin sala chaand pe hu mai (Chal)
Saadi ke rang ko badal ke dikhari jaani
Bohemia ke fan ko tu bollywood sunari
Usse lage ke wo Raja Kumari
Queen, ab mere studio ke chakkar khaari
Poore mohalle ko tu maut derai hai
Isse ched do to baap ko tu call derai hai
Tere chehre pe maru yaa tere cosmetic pe
Meri jaan meri aakho ko tu dhoka derai hai
Tujhe pyar karne wala tujhe bol nahi para
Meri jaan teri aakho ko mai khol nahi para
Meri gaadi mei ye pop sunke snot karti hai
Mai gaadi rok bhi ni para isse rok bhi ni para

[Chorus]
Ye bandi bohot teekhi sabhi ko inaam deri hai
Mujhe bhaamp leti hai ye mera naam le rahi hai
South delhi ki chori bure kaand mei fasi hai
Gale se lagake gale pe nishaan deti hai (Haan)