Just Say No To Drugs

[Sampled Spoken]
Do you think things that taste good or fattening, like sugar
Ready for this?
One teaspoon of sugar has only 16 calories, only 16
Come on, you're not using one of those substitutes, are ya?
Don't you know there's not a single artificial ingredient in real sugar?
Pure sure 16 calories sugar
Because some things just can't be improved
Sponsored by the sugar association incorporated