Just Eat

[Verse 1]
Friday night
Just left work, everyting's nice
Rest day, I ain't even got no shows but I've got a link
And she's gonna come around mine
I reckon if I head to the barber's now
Then I ain't coming out till around half nine
But it's cool, though, cause I've got a bucket on deck
I'll hold a fresh dinner by Calvin Klein
And man's bare hungry, but I won't cook
And on top of that, I ain't tryna waste time
You know what it is, if I'm still hungry
I'll go on Just Eat and order some Thai
You know like that, the motive's certi
And something like Ears said, "everyting's fine
I know tonight's gonna be a good time"
Jump in the Uber, roll back to mine
Sitting in the cab
Ordering food like "yeah, I want that, that and that one too"
From time I hit order
Somebody tell the delivery yout
To move quick with the food
Cuh I ain't on a long ting, I've got a peng ting
And I'm tryna give her the long ting
Put in the work and I never say the wrong ting
Everyting's due to go smoothly, I've got this
Trust me, nobody can stop this
So I get to my yard
Get a text telling me that she ain't far
Everyting's bubbly, once the food comes
There's no way today could've ever been a par
Got a phone call so I answer my door
Invite her upstairs, now we're on the sofa
She ain't on a long, she knows what it is
Can't lie, everyting's blessed so far

[Break]

[Verse 2]
I told you it weren't long
20 minutes later, the top's coming off
Bra's coming off, she thinks I'm a spice
Well, I'm gonna start giving her the rogan josh
I was gonna make my way to the bed
Until my iPhone started going off
Blud, I weren't gonna answer, till I realised
That the food weren't there and donny could've got lost
Now everyting stopped, she ain't got a clue
But I know she's vexed, I can tell by the screw
I said "sorry, babes, I ain't really tryna be rude
But I ain't eaten since about half two
Let me go put on my coat and my shoes
Phone this yout, go collect the food
These times she ain't even said one word
But the worst answer, I know that I can't lose
So, let me ring the delivery man
But I ain't picking up, blud, he's still in his van
Now I'm getting vexed, I was about to beat
And on top of that, you ain't even ringing me back
You're gonna vex man
Didn't wanna call back but you wanna text man
Saying that you're outside but I can't see ya
And now you wanna busy man's calls
When I paid man Ps, cool, watch when I get man
Oh shit
This is where the story really gets peak
Rolled upstairs thinking I'm on a beat
She's standing there with her two shoes on her feet
Like "I ain't gonna lie, you just pissed me off
So now I'm just gonna go home and sleep"
What'd you mean, sleep? I couldn't even get a word in
She thundered off ever so quick

[Outro]