Jump in my car, I want to take you home
Mmm, jump in my car, it's too far to walk on your own
(No thank you sir)
Ah, come on now, I'm a trustworthy guy
(No thank you sir)
Oh, little girl, I wouldn't tell you no lie
(I know your game)
How can you say that, we only just met
(You're all the same)
Ooh, she's got me there but I'll get her yet
(I got you there)
No you didn't, I was catching my breath
Now look, it's starting to rain
Now baby, you'll catch your death
(Will I come home?)
Ah, come on now, it costs nothing to try
And you'll arrive home nice and dry
Mmm, jump in my car, I want to take you home
Come on, jump in my car, it's too far to walk on your own
Won't you jump in my car, I want to take you home
Come on, jump in my car, it's too far to walk on your own
(Maybe I will)
Ah, that's better now, you're talking sense
(You must keep still)
Well, if you like, I'll just put up a fence
(What made you get smart?)
Well, alright, we'll soon be on our way
(We better start)
What for?
(Because it's such a long way)
Why? where d'ya live?
(I live down south about 384 miles)
Hey, slow down, you must be joking, babe, behind that cute smile
(Oh, no I'm not)
Well, if you're not, there's only one thing to say
(And what's that?)
Get out the car, get on your way
Get out of my car
(But you just said that you'd take me home)
But it's too far
(But there's no way that I can get there alone)
I couldn't care less
(Maybe I could see you next week)
You sure look a mess
(Well, look who's talking, you got no right to speak)
Get out of my car
(You told me that you were a really nice guy)
Well, I ain't
Get out of my car
Get out of my car
You heard what I said
Jump in My Car was written by Ted Mulry.