Jules Lost His Jewels

[Intro]
C'est la vie, c'est la vie
Comme ci, comme ça
C'est la vie, c'est la vie
Comme ci, comme ça
C'est la vie, c'est la vie
Comme ci, comme ça
C'est la vie, c'est la vie
Comme ci, comme ça
Alright, alright

[Verse 1]
I named him Jules, he stole my baby
Then he stole my heart
I knew that he was a tiger
Right from the start
She plays rough with him
'Cause he's her ragamuffin, oh yeah
She played hard but then he got harder
She kicked his head, that's when he got on her

[Verse 2]
I said to Jules, "Just 'cause you're a cat
Don't mean you ain't a man"
"Just 'cause you're a man don't mean
Every pussy need a dad"
"Can't have you cream on my girl
Find another dealer to pawn off your pearls"

[Chorus]
Jules lost his jewels
When he came up pearls
They took his manhood
Jules lost his jewels
When he turned eighteen
Moved down to West Hollywood
Jules lost his jewels
When he came up pearls
They took his manhood
Jules lost his jewels
When he came up pearls
They went to go back to West Hollywood

[Refrain]
C'est la vie, c'est la vie
Comme ci, comme ça
C'est la vie, c'est la vie
Comme ci, comme ça
C'est la vie, c'est la vie
Comme ci, comme ça
Alright, alright, c'mon

[Verse 3]
Jules made a mess on my baby's dress
Late last night
Pumpin' up n' down with every whimpering sound
Well oh my!
She shook her knee and woke me up, said
"That sick little brat's got my leg in a hump", well alright
I pulled on his socks, pinned him down on his back, said
"How does that feel?" then he sprayed on my lap, no!

[Chorus]
Jules lost his jewels
When he came up pearls
They took his manhood
Jules lost his jewels
When he turned eighteen
Moved down to West Hollywood
Jules lost his jewels
When came up pearls
They took his manhood
Jules lost his jewels
What'd he do, what'd he do?
Moved down to West Hollywood

[Outro]
C'est la vie, c'est la vie
Comme ci, comme ça
C'est la vie, c'est la vie
Comme ci, comme ça
C'est la vie, c'est la vie
Comme ci, comme ça
C'est la vie, c'est la vie
Comme ci, comme ça
C'est la vie, c'est la vie
Comme ci, comme ça
C'est la vie, c'est la vie
Comme ci, comme ça
C'est la vie, c'est la vie
Comme ci, comme ça
C'est la vie, c'est la vie
Comme ci, comme ça
C'est la vie, c'est la vie
C'est la vie, c'est la vie (Comme ci)