Juice that makes your head explode

[Thomas]: Hey, you want some juice?
[Main Girl]: Sure! What is it?
[Thomas]: Oh it’s-
[Jingle]: JUICE THAT MAKES YOUR HEAD EXPLODE!
[Main Girl]: I’m sorry what?
[Thomas]: Hey, you want some juice?
[Guy 1]: Ohh! Yes please!
[Main Girl]: Wait, he just said that’ll make your head explode.
[Thomas]: No I didn’t.
[Main Girl]: Yes you did.
[Thomas]: No I didn’t.
[Main Girl]: Yes you did!
[Thomas]: No I said it’s-
[Jingle]: JUICE THAT MAKES YOUR HEAD EXPLODE!
[Thomas]: Which is just its name. It won’t make your head explode.
[Guy 1]: What a relief. *sip*. *head explodes*
[Main Girl]: Oh my… GOSH THE JUICE!
[Thomas]: Hey, you want some juice?
[Main Girl]: Yeah… *stumbles over words* NO! HIS HEAD JUST EXPLODED!
[Thomas]: Ahh… these things happen… you know how it is… on a Tuesday.
[Main Girl]: It’s Wednesday.
[Thomas]: Hey, you want somе juice?
[Girl 1]: Sure
[Main Girl]: Don’t drink that. It’ll make your hеad explode
[Girl 1]: *gasp* Is this true?
[Thomas]: No.
[Girl 1]: Oh. Few *sip* *head explodes*
[Main Girl]: MURDER! THIS IS MURDER!
[Thomas]: It’s not murder. It’s-
[Jingle]: JUICE THAT MAKES YOUR HEAD EXPLO-
[Main Girl]: STOP DOING THAT!
[Guy 2]: Did someone say juice?
[Thomas]: It won’t make your head explode!
[Guy 2]: Ha ha well that’s… hold on… How… much is this juice?
[Main Girl] *Turns away, face palms*
[Thomas]: It’s free!
[Guy 2]: What a deal!
[Main Girl]: Ask him why it’s free.
[Guy 2]: Why is it free?
[Thomas]: Oh because it’ll make your head, not explode.
[Main Girl]: All juice does that!
[Thomas]: But this one does it for free!
[Guy 2]: What a deal! *sips* *head explodes*
[Main Girl]: I’m calling the police.
[Cop 2]: Hello! We're the police.
[Cop 1]: What’s all this then?
[Main Girl]: It’s-
[Jingle]: JUICE THAT MAKES YOUR HEAD-
[Main Girl]: Hey!
[Cop 1]: And what’s in this juice?
[Thomas]: Berries! And a secret ingredient.
[Cop 1]: Ahhh. What kind of berries?
[Thomas]: Red ones.
[Cop 1]: YUM!
[Main Girl]: NO WAI-
[Cop 1]: *sips* *head explodes*
[Cop 2]: Oh no, my husband. I’m sending this to Forensics
[Forensics Scientist]: Hello yes I am Forensics!
[Cop 2]: Forensics, what’s in this juice?
[Forensics Scientist]: *smacks lips* Tastes like berries.
[Cop 2]: Mmm… yes your right.
[Forensics & Cop 2]: *heads explode*
[Main Girl]: It really seems like this situation's gonna end with my head exploding.
[Thomas]: That's a little predictable.
[Main Girl]: I’m just gonna… go.
[Thomas]: How about one for the road?
[Main Girl]: No.
[Thomas]: One for old times sake?
[Main Girl]: Absolutely not!
[Thomas]: TGI Friday!
[Main Girl]: IT’S WEDNESDAY!
[Thomas]: Oh! One last thing.
[Main Girl]: Yeah?
[Thomas]: Juice gun! *squirt*
[Main Girl]: *breathes heavily in panic*... The juice, it… didn’t make my head explode.
[Thomas]: Told'ja it wouldn’t.
[Main Girl]: Well… why did their heads explode and not mine?
[Thomas]: Must be reloading.
[Main Girl]: Who?
[Thomas]: Sniper.
[Main Girl]: Ohhhh… *gunshot* *head explodes*
[Jewish Sniper]: Hello… I… I’m… I’m Jewish.
[Jingle] It’s JEWS THAT MAKE YOUR HEAD EXPLODE!