Judgemental

Where the judgemental pricks at
Dudes who claim you ain't healthy if you ain't got a six pack
Dudes who try to shame you all because you have a sex drive
All because they're insecure that they don't have a sex life
This is for the dudes who think girls don't get them because they're artsy
The dudes who only ask you what colour's your Bugatti
The dudes who think it isn't real unless it's from the 80s
The dudes who only exclusively listen to Slim Shady, ew

Yeah, this is your song
Log off Reddit, make your bed and put some clothes on
Find some pillow talk that isn't just you're wrong
Or do you like the back and forth like endless Pong
Calm down boy, you're giving me the ick
I'm really not vibing and you're acting kind of strict
You hear simple denial and suddenly something clicked
When no one showed up to your birthday, I guess that left ya licked

Why you got to be so judgemental
Drive me round the bend in your rental
I am a person, not a ragdoll
This is mental
So judgemental

Where the judgemental boys at
Oh, I see them at the bar
Chatting up a girl, they ain't getting very far
She insists disinterest but he's insistent on her arse
One look from a gay guy though and then he wants to spar
Wow, what a killer with the ladies
Doesn't wanna be a dad but makes you keep the babies
Shit's real crazy, he insists that he's better
But the clumsily spilt drink's the only way he gets her wetter

Yeah, it's your jam now
30 by a cliff, damn, you got to slam now
Met a nice girl, caught her on your cam now
Shared a pic, now you're on the registry for your whole damn town
Nah, you're just misunderstood
And if a girl hates you, she must be Miss Under Wood
And if a guy hates you, he's really just a beta cuck
But when you cry yourself to sleep, why should we give a fuck

Why you got to be so judgemental
Drive me round the bend in your rental
I am a person, not a ragdoll
This is mental
So judgemental

J to the U to the D to the G to the E to the men to the T-A-L
I don't really care that you claim you can spell
I just really wanna bring this point in well
It's the 'not all men' types, Chris Brown hypes
Don't wash their ass or wipe right
Overt Jesus Christ type
I don't mean religious, I mean the specifics
Who use the religion to continue a tradition
Of hatred towards minorities but refuse to discover
99% chance Jesus was of colour
And I'm not the type to generalize, I know some pretty nice guys
But I've also got two eyes and they're both working damn fine
So I know damn well where the root of the problem stems from
I know damn well where the hell I'm getting the most judgement from
And yeah, there's problems men face too, don't think I missed them
But take a guess who set up those systems

Why you got to be so judgemental
Drive me round the bend in your rental
I am a person, not a ragdoll
This is mental
So judgemental