Judas

I got a song with your wife's name in it
It ain't about her, it's a coincidence
Yes, I knew her before you knew her
We never made love, we never got to
We ain't gonna, so don't worry
Unless you screw up, then sorry
Unless you screw up, then maybe
Just cause you bought a crown don't make you my king

Ain't nothing bad no more
Your grandma take an edible on the way to the store
Ain't nothing bad no more
My acupuncturist has got a tramp stamp
Put a needle in me, put a needle in me
Tell me how you went to Cabo did a whole bunch of molly
She said it's good for me, for my anxiety
Do a pinky punch on the way to therapy
Ain't nothing bad no more
Ain't nothing bad no more

Your mom and dad went poly
Got a third down in Cali
Bring her up to Thanksgiving
Make you call her Aunt Sally
It saved the marriage, no kidding
If the world gonna end, they gonna go down swinging
Nobody booed yet

You can't jump if I don't jump
You can't give up till I give up
If you can see it, I can see it
Bleed from my hands take all that you need
Climb on my back
What else you gonna do?
You saved my goddamn life I'm gonna save yours too

I got a song with your wife's name in it
It ain't about her, it's a coincidence
Yes, I knew her before you knew her
We never made love, we never got to
We ain't gonna so don't worry
Unless you screw up, then sorry
Unless you screw up, then maybe
I don't owe you, you don't owe me

Nobody booed yet
Nobody called out "Judas"
Nobody booed yet
Nobody called out "Judas"