Jolly Giant

[Intro]
Where the fuck the mushrooms go?

[Verse]
I’m awfully anxious
It’s common to mistake him for a Jolly Giant
But, when I’m locked in the basement
I feel like Macaulay
Then I hop in a spaceship
Talking to the aliens
At least they understand me like your mother’s panties
In my dreams I just won a Grammy
Smashed it into pieces on the screen
That’s a double whammy, damn
Mumble pansy
Cop a fist, that’s a knuckle sandy, say goodnight
And that’s not a diss to gay pride
I’d stick my dick in Tyler even if I sway right
Left at the alter by my straight wife
What’s a man to do?
I’ve been livin’ in the land of shrooms
Playing Crash Bandicoot with Orlando Bloom
I’ma Needle in a Timestack
Feeblе, on the grind
That’s the differеnce between an eagle and blind bat
Wrapped in barb wire
Smack a smart eyer
Glen, and every time you see him know the garb fire
I got my hand in the mushy jar
Other hand on the pussy with a bushy carp
I’m multitalented
I beat a pack of bullies with an Allen wrench
While eating ravioli and salad
Bitch, I’m Italian
I should get a medallion
I should quite dilly dallyin’
Scramblin’ for skrilla silly
Just so I can live in Cali
In a crunch dog
I’m in a tough spot
I miss the days of sippin’ punch from my SpongeBob lunch box
I miss skating with my chum until the sun drop
Don’t be a crybaby, Dunlop
Everybody’s ghost bound like Frank Zappa
I make dope sounds cause I know how, you can thank Napa
Yeah, I’m driving with my eyes closed
All of society is frying on the iPhone
If Siri really eavesdrops on the shit he speak
I’d seriously beat off and jizz on her pretty screen
You’re fucking dumb wearing a mask in the car alone
Papa shoulda washed my mouth out with a bar of soup
Shoot you with my Red Ryder BB gun
Baby, cuckoo for your wet diaper, pee-pee pun
That’s slightly Immature
I’m highly insecure
That’s why I get high indoors
Despite the war inside
Of course, I might restore the light if I absorb it from a divine source
There’s more to life than snorting a line of white horse
That shit is cut with putrid fumes
Don’t be stupid dude
That’s why I munch on sewage fruit
Quit my day job before I blew a fuse
Finally paid off recording music in the stu'
Praise God