Joink 2

[Intro: Graham]
Please continue to do the Joink
Please, for the love of God, we need you to do the Joink, it is incredibly important
Not because we make money if you listen to the song, but because doing the Joink is so very important to society as a whole
God, the Joink is so fantastic
Do the Joink
Do it now

[Joink: Jackson]
Joink
Joink
Joink
Joink
Joink
Joink
Joink
Ay, bitch
Do the Joink
Joink
Joink
Joink
Joink
Joink
Joink

[Build: Will]
Up, down, left, right
Up, down, left, right
Up, down, left, right
Konami Code, bitch
Up, down, left, right (Joink)
Up, down, left, right
Up, down, left, right (VIP, let’s go)
Konami Code, bitch

[Verse 1: Will & Jackson]
Do the Joink, let me see that shit
When you do it, none ya friends gon’ believe that shit
Put ya knees together, give your hands a clap
Throw your head in a circle, take your hips right back, ay

Do it in the club and the bitches come flockin’
Get the people in the club party rockin’
Do it for your teacher, get A’s in class
Konami code how you work that ass, ooh

[Drop: Graham]
I saw a crackhead doin’ it while out on vacation
That’s how you know the Joink is now a world sensation

[Verse 2: Will]
Joink, Joink, Joink Joink Joink
Got your mama in the bed goin’ “oink, oink, oink”
If you think this song is good you missed the point, point, point
I’m with Big King Dave smokin’ doink, doink, doinks
J to the O to the I-N-K
I don’t care if you’re dead, do the Joink in your grave
Fuck a Monster Mash, we got a Monster Rave
When they dig up your bones, they’re gonna Joink all day, ayy

Some might say that the Joink is overrated
But if you’ve ever Joinked, it’s impossible to hate it
Haters say it’s hard to learn cuz they’ve got Arthritis
But if you want to learn the Joink, it goes like this
Put those knees together, make those hands clap
Give yourself a concussion, throw that ass right back
It’s pretty fuckin’ simple, they been Joinkin’ since the BC
If you wanna Joink, we made it really fuckin’ easy

[Bridge: Jackson]
I did the Joink on my debts and then they got higher
Did the Joink at my job and then I got fired
Did the Joink in the street and then I got shot
So now I only Joink in private and I do it a lot
I put my knees together and clap my hands
Head in a circle, hips back, you know the dance
(And people been Joinkin’ since before the internet)
And if you don’t know what it’s ‘bout, then here’s Graham (Graham!)

[Verse 3: Graham]
Most people ain’t really know, but FDR made it up
While he was pourin’ purple drink in the back of the club
When he was stuck in the chair and couldn’t pull anymore
He wrote the steps all down and gave the Joink to Eleanor
Then during World War II, when she was barely alive
She gave the Joink to Epic Recs who gave it straight to the Five
And so Tito and the crew were rollin’ ‘round with the ladies
And that’s why Michael Jackson was out there doing the Joink in the 80’s

[Drop 2: Graham]
Joink
Joink
Joink
Ay
Joink
Joink
Joink
Ay

Keep on doin’ the Joink, ay
We’re out here doin’ the Joink, yeah
Continue doin’ the Joink, yeah
You’re out here doin’ the Joink, yeah
Keep on doin’ the Joink, ay
We’re out here doin’ the Joink, yeah
Continue doin’ the Joink, yeah
You’re out here doin’ the Joink, woo