Join My Guild

[Chorus]
Play my game, really there's nothing to it
Be a thief, be an orc, be an elf, be a druid
XP gained when the boss gets killed
More than a few dwarfs wanna join my guild
Online all hours and we don't get bored
Battle with words or the tip of a sword
Play peacemaker but I rock dual wield
Just pass this test, you can join my guild

[Verse 1]
Game time I log on, slay me a dragon
Then tell the warlock in my room he gotta get gone
Gotta make sure that ya follow the rules
Yo don't pick on those dudes, just be nice to the noobs
Leveled on up, now I'm a superstar
But free fall, uploaded naked avatar
Loot drop, next stop is a shopping spree
Run victory like Dub, A, S, D
We gotta healer, gotta tank, and we got DPS
Retarded cousin in our group can only spell success
And if you pass this test, you can be like us
Are you a fan of cheesy beards baby? That's a must
You log on and on and on again
And sing that same ol' song again
But we got your back when it's dark and you can't see
More than fantasy, a digi family, come on!

[Chorus]
Play my game, really there's nothing to it
Be a thief, be an orc, be an elf, be a druid
XP gained when the boss gets killed
More than a few dwarfs wanna join my guild
Online all hours and we don't get bored
Battle with words or the tip of a sword
Play peacemaker but I rock dual wield
Just pass this test, you can join my guild

[Verse 2]
Hurry got no patience, raid another nation
The way my helmet glows lets ya know I'm a sensation
Game, but I'm not playing, it's serious biz
Already got myself a pet, I don't have time for the kids
Fingers keep em steady, got my potions at the ready
Gotta Tinkerbell who says she had a life like Ugly Betty
Palms are getting sweaty, my mom's making spaghetti
But she doesn't seem to know that I am going to war
Shift into bear, I bite dudes with swords
Leaving every single orc screaming "oh my lord!"
Small gnomes get saved, Undead get slain
While my psychiatrist is never understanding my paid
Just because I'm having fun, I gotta give that up?
I think because you don't like the way you've grown up
So let me bang my drum, let me sing my song
Whole world in my palm whenever I log on, go!

[Chorus]
Play my game, really there's nothing to it
Be a thief, be an orc, be an elf, be a druid
XP gained when the boss gets killed
More than a few dwarfs wanna join my guild
Online all hours and we don't get bored
Battle with words or the tip of a sword
Play peacemaker but I rock dual wield
Just pass this test, you can join my guild