[Verse 1]
I hate Johnny D
He's such a fucking geek
Playing all that lame shit
Trying for a new wave hit
[Chorus]
You're lame, phoenix is tame
You suck, my life's a rut
Go die, you're why
We know, you fucked beardo
[Verse 2]
I hate Clyde Geek
Stupid bar where kickers meet
Now he's gone country too
Dog dick face, we hate you
[Chorus]
[Verse 3]
I hate fucked Merlins
Cover bands that get girls in
Jetson boys, you aging dicks
Go to HB and see who kicks
[Verse 3]
I hated K-15
New wave fonzies, think I'm mean
Playing all that lame shit
Time a new wave hey
[Chorus]
[Outro]
Johnny D, Clydes, Merlins
Go die