Johnny And Jane - Part 1

All right, boys, I'm gonna sing you this beautiful little song, entitled to all, "Bring back my heart and take my liver. Pears and peaches may leave ye, but old Aunt Jane will stay forever."

Johnny and Jane had a fallin' out
Johnny run Jane right out of sight
Johnny won't allow no low-down hangin' around

Jane says to Johnny, "That's all right
I'll meet you right here tomorrow night."
Johnny won't allow no low-down hangin' around

Look down the street, it looked like a rain
Around the corner come old Aunt Jane
Johnny won't allow no low-down hangin' around

Old Aunt Jane, you know it's not a-right
Sleep all day, walk the streets at night
Johnny won't allow no low-down hangin' around

Well, she come in a walk and she come in a run
"Just follow me, boys, we'll have some fun."
Johnny won't allow no low-down hangin' around

People over in Engiland[sic] are readin' the news
Old Aunt Jane buyin' the forty cent shoes
Johnny won't allow no low-down hangin' around

She come in a walk, she come in a grin
"Good morning, Johnny, I'm back again."
Johnny won't allow no low-down hangin' around

Johnny grabbed a rail off the backyard fence
Worked on Jane like he had some sense
Johnny won't allow no low-down hangin' around

He run her up a hillside, he run her through the ditches
And he run old Jane right outa her britches
Johnny won't allow no lowdown hangin' around

We'll finish the race on the other side