John Wayne Is Big Leggy

Shotgun, gimme
Gimme low-down fun, boy
Okay, yeah, showdown
Shotgun, gimme
Gimme low-down fun, boy
Okay, yeah, showdown
Shotgun, gimme
Gimme low-down fun, boy
Okay, yeah, showdown
Showdown
Take me away

He's as big as a ranch
(Take me away)
He's as tough as they come
(J-J-J-J-J-John Wayne)
(Take me away)
He's so long
(Take me away)
You know he's never wrong
(J-J-J-J-J-John Wayne)

He stands so high
It's enough to make any red skin cry
He knows what's right and he knows that God is with him
'Cause he is white, Big Leggy lives
J-J-J-J-J-John Wayne

John Wayne in Lover's Lane, making whoopee with his squaw
But his bullet belt keeps a-gettin' in the way
It's making his life a bore
So she says to him, "Take off that thing"
It's getting right between us
Now listen, honey
I can't do that not even for you
My sweetness
Now Big John
If that's a fact, then how d'you propose we do our act?
If that's the way it's gonna be, get the hell out of my tepee

Now speckled hen
Just stop your squawkin'
Big Bad Rooster's doin' the talking
I know a trick we ought to try
Turn right over, you'll know why

He stands so high
It's enough to make any red skin cry
He knows what's right and he knows that God is with him
'Cause he is white, Big Leggy lives
J-J-J-J-J-John Wayne

If you wonder why he stands so high
It's just the space between him and the sky
If you wonder why he stands so high
It's just the space between him and the sky
If you wonder why he stands so high
It's just the space between him and the sky
If you wonder why he stands so high
It's just the space between him and the sky

(Take me away)
John Wayne is Big Leggy
(Take me away)
John Wayne is Big Leggy
(Take me away)
John Wayne is Big Leggy
(Take me away)
John Wayne

He stands so high
It's enough to make any red skin cry
He knows what's right and he knows that God is with him
'Cause he is white, Big Leggy lives
J-J-J-J-J-John Wayne

Shotgun, gimme
Gimme low-down fun, boy
Okay, yeah, showdown
Shotgun, gimme
Gimme low-down fun, boy
Okay, yeah, showdown
Shotgun, gimme
Gimme low-down fun, boy
Okay, yeah, showdown
Showdown
Showdown