John, Dear

[Verse 1]
Felt your eyes on us from across the room
I see where your mind is goin' to
Bad case of jealous and worst-case scenario
Boy, you can't help it, kinda cute that's where your head goes
If there's doubt, I'll spell it out for you

[Chorus]
Don't you worry 'bout John, dear
He's just some guy that I've known for years
Just a little catchin' up
It ain't what you think it was
Why you actin' so weird (So weird)
Promise he ain't even my type
Don't know why you're rollin' your eyes
Just shut up and drink your beer
There ain't nothin' happenin' here
Don't you worry 'bout John, dear

[Verse 2]
Worry 'bout your precious Volunteers
Worry 'bout the tread on your Goodyears
Worry 'bout the weather or your Miller runnin' out
Worry 'bout whatever you wanna go and worry 'bout
Boy, you got enough to grind your gears

[Chorus]
Don't you worry 'bout John, dear
He's just some guy that I've known for years
Just a little catchin' up
It ain't what you think it was
Why you actin' so weird (So weird)
Promise he ain't even my type
Don't know why you're rollin' your eyes
Just shut up and drink your beer
There ain't nothin' happenin' here
Don't you worry 'bout John, dear

[Bridge]
Maybe his grass is green
But red's always been my thing

[Chorus]
Don't you worry 'bout John, dear
He's just some guy that I've known for years
Just a little catchin' up
It ain't what you think it was
Why you actin' so weird, so weird
Promise he ain't even my type
Don't know why you're rollin' your eyes
Just shut up and drink your beer
There ain't nothin' happenin' here
Don't you worry 'bout John, dear

[Outro]
Just shut up and drink your beer
There ain't nothin' happenin' here
Don't you worry 'bout John, dear