Joel Ziegler (He’s the Man)

Glasses
Big rims
Dark hair
Fair skin
I don't know much else about him
But I know he's doing what he can
He works so hard
He's always busy
Getting compilations ready
Doesn't know
He's won another fan

Hurry up, we're going to call his phone
We know he won't be home tonight
This town is such a big drag
Hurry up, we're going to call his phone
Maybe if we'd ask, he'd go
That Joel Ziegler
He's the man

Lived above Joe's Fox Hut
Pimping Almost Good and whatnot
Deconform, Comps and webzine
Likes to bike and watch live music
Critic's eye, he likes to use it
Everything else is a mystery

Hurry up, we're going to call his phone
We know he won't be home tonight
This town is such a big drag
Hurry up, we're going to call his phone
Maybe if we'd ask, he'd go
That Joel Ziegler
He's the man