Joe Dirt 2

[Intro]
Um, haha
We got YouTube hot again baby
We gonna turn this to URL but uh
Don't ever disrespect an Em beat like that again
Haha

[Verse]
Boy this little star mind well it's gonna shine
True lace up your boots 'cause it's go time
I'ma only tell your ass one more time
Better leave before my heart gets dark as a coal mine
I don't even gotta try I gotta dope mind
Thought he hanged my ass up on a clothesline
But it bet you go to hell 'cause y'all folks lyin'
So he don't even gotta fuckin' rhyme the whole time?
I guess not bruh
Fuck you pay me, give you hooks on the beat
See these motherfuckers need to look 'fore they leap
How you don't see no seperation when the segregation in your motherfuckin' teeth
And all your songs like a spit on the cheek
For everyone who really spit on the beat
Catch a fish and leave the shit in the creek
When the swimmin' fishes then the miss is complete
Oh God you just barkin' like old dogs
But you thought that was so hard
Whoa y'all you said I pulled the race card
Now I'm pullin' his whole card
I brought a knife to a gun fight what a treat
I would still tell you not to fuck with me
It may look like I got a knife tucked with me
'Til is spit out this razor and cut your cheek
You sellin' Blueface on the fuckin' beat
Think you can fuck with me can't even fuckin' speak
Boy your shit so weak it ain't cuttin' deep
You is incredible, everything is a fuckin' reach
Need a straight jacket 'cause I'm rappin' crazy
Call me Whoopi Goldberg now I'm laughin' baby
'Cause if that's so then his ass a ghost
If I'm Whoopi Goldberg then he is Patrick Swayze
You rhyme shake-n-bake with racist, White House with Nebraska
I don't really got a point to make but damn, that's ass bruh
Can I ask if something ain't right with you
'Cause you spazzed on Spazz for not likin' you
He had a couple fuckin' subs and a light excuse
Despite that dude that shit was really bitin' you
Got a brace to the face and we live in the Matrix
He can say that shit basic and they gonna take it
And they gonna call your ass racist for sayin' he racist
They gonna act like the subs show who is the greatest
Hey Scru they unsubbed your ass
Well I don't need them if they cut that fast
And after this we can puff puff pass
But MUNFU still gotta snuff your ass
And you can't stop me this a blessin' from God
I Etch A Sketch and stick a pen in your heart
Pedal to the metal, meet the Devil
I'm a rebel, where's my fuckin' x and my stars
Boy you slower than some activists
I'm black as shit but I ain't an activist
No Kaepernick but I'll be mad as shit
If they act biased when they react to this
I'm just sayin'

[Outro]
Hahaha, no race card, hahahahaha
Uh, I still love you though dog for real
Maybe we can like have a beer after this or something
Know what I mean
Facts
Oh yeah, by the way
To like all the cool ass Upchurch fans who have been like hitting me up
And being like bro, I'm just here for the battle, I'm subscribed
Shoutout to y'all man, word
Everybody else can eat a dick