Joanie the Jehovah Witness Stripper

[Verse 1]
She drives a new car, wears expensive blouses
She tells her mama she's cleaning houses
She goes out witnessing, doing the Lord's work all week long
But on the weekend, she's making ends meet

[Chorus]
Joanie, the Jehovah Witness stripper
Put a dollar in her G-string and she'll deliver
If her daddy only knew, he'd prob'ly kill her
Joanie, the Jehovah Witness stripper

[Verse 2]
One night down at the club, her daddy walked in
He didn't recognize his daughter dancin'
She wore a blonde wig, he had sunglasses
When she got naked he started clappin'

[Chorus]
Joanie, the Jehovah Witness stripper
Put a dollar in her G-string and she'll deliver
If her daddy only knew, he'd prob'ly kill her
Joanie, the Jehovah Witness stripper

[Verse 3]
If you ask her why she does it, she looks as it this way:
She says, "I'm countin' my blessings every night when I get paid"
She once lived in poverty, now everything's all right
The Lord showed her how to make a thousand dollars a night

[Chorus]
Joanie, the Jehovah Witness stripper
Put a dollar in her G-string and she'll deliver
If her daddy only knew, he'd prob'ly kill her
Joanie, the Jehovah Witness stripper
Joanie, the Jehovah Witness stripper