Jive Soul Bro

Well I met this lady and I told her quite a story
Said I'd love her forever more
But the problem is I tell the same old story
To every girl who walks through the door
This is the Slickster talking at ya honey yeah ha ha

Well first they love me and then they don't
Sometimes they will and sometimes they won't
So I said to this girl, "Hey you get out"
And she got to her feet and she began to shout

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You're a jive soul bro, a jive soul bro
And you're always lying to your friends
You're a jive soul bro, a jive soul bro
And you never get nothing in the end

What you talkin about ladies?
I ain't no jive soul bro
I don't do nothin' but tell the truth, heh heh heh

Well you'd think this dude might learn a lesson but I didn't learn a thing at all
Well late last night I was out there messin with a lady that was 7 feet tall
Now that was a big woman
So I said, "Hey baby, spend the night at my house"
She said, "No way you jive little mouse"
I said, "Hey there, baby, can't take no more"
So she threw me on the floor in a figure-four, singin'

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(Jive Soul Bro over and over by the background vocalists)

Hey wait a minute
I ain't no jive soul bro
Come on and break it down for the Slickster

Sooner or later you'll see the light
Gotta stop your jiving for the early night
[unclear] we got the cure
We'll sing this song and that's for sure

[Chorus]

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No no no y'all this is the Slickster talkin to you
That's right I'm clean, I'm mean and my pocket's full of green
Yeah
Hey I'm the ladies' pet and I'm even the fellas' threat (?)
And remember everybody, my motto is
Honesty is the best policy, ha ha ha, yeah, ha ha