Jingle Ballz

[Verse 1: Donnie Menace]
Fuck a sack full of gifts, I walk around with a bodybag
Fuck ornaments, I'll shove the tree up your mama's ass
Am I down with Christmas? Naw bitch, mistletoe on my belt-buckle (Kiss my dick)
Matter of fact, y'all can kiss this ass
I'll blow Scrooge's brains out and leave his thoughts in the Christmas past
I'm the mall Santa with your mom bouncing on my testicles
Fornicating ratchet bitches in a Macy's dressing room
Fuck Christmas, fuck hip-hop
The only gift you'll get's a piece of deer shit in a gift box
Your whole hood'll get hoodwinked
Bernie Mac, smack a bitch-ass kid, now give me some milk and cookies
I don't do sleigh's cause I hate reindeer
I'm on my way to the strip club to make it rain dear
Santa's suit and Timbs is the kids appearance
Seance in front of the tree, get some Christmas spirit

[Chorus: Donnie Menace]
There's no chestnuts roasting on a open fire, just deez nuts chilling on your forehead
I hope your Christmas lights set your whole home on fire
Cause this holiday to me is really bogus
I've been bad this year and that's no surpriser
And fuck everybody, y'all ain't getting no gifts
Saint Nick ain't shit but weak sauce
Fuck jingling bells bitch jingle these balls

[Verse 2: Donnie Menace]
I don't give a fuck about the dinner you're serving
Catch you saying Christmas grace and I'll stick my fucking dick in your turkey
Nigga I'm dirty and I just hate y'all
If you are thirsty, pass me a cup, I'll fertilize your eggnog
Everyone's Christmas shopping and I'm in a different lane
Not trying to spread cheer, I'm plotting to bring the pain
Catch you in the parking lot and I'll rob you for everything
Just for you to find out you got robbed with a candy cane
I'll burn trees like I steam fire
Tell Mrs. Clause lick balls and throw the elves in the meat grinder
Fuck a holiday, lick my sack and pee-hole
On my Santa shit so you know I had me three hoes
The reason your gifts got pissed on
I'm just trying to get some head under the tree, call me Nimrod
Any holiday spirit you got, I'm shitting on it
By the way, I left something special in your Christmas stocking

[Chorus: Donnie Menace]
There's no chestnuts roasting on a open fire, just deez nuts chilling on your forehead
I hope your Christmas lights set your whole home on fire
Cause this holiday to me is really bogus
I've been bad this year and that's no surpriser
And fuck everybody, y'all ain't getting no gifts
Saint Nick ain't shit but weak sauce
Fuck jingling bells bitch jingle these balls

[Outro: Donnie Menace & DENT ONE]
Christmas
Stick my dick in the box, my-my-my-my-my-my dick in the box
Make-make-make-make-make her open the box
My-my-my-my-my-my dick in the box
Make-make-make her open the box
My dick in the box