[Intro]
Water, mhm, yeah
They done let the Jew on the canoe, ayy
I might find me a, huh, message in the bottle, Kosher
Yeah, rather that
Rapper dry, dandruff, alopecia
Water
Ayy, ayy, ayy
[Verse 1]
Let it kick back like an angry horse and make 'em hit the hay
Spider bite, jit, I'll trap the trapper, put me on the play
They told me I should make a Yeezy diss, but I don't fuckin' play (Uh-uh)
I served the cracker corn starch 'cause I don't fuck with Ye (Uh, yeah)
Two facеd, I call that bitch Cruella 'cause she from thе Ville (Ayy)
Stay on track until I hit a hundred K or make a mill'
Kosher pickle, keep a barrel while I'm skating, Jason Dill
Kosher pickle, keep a barrel while I'm skating, Jason Dill (Yeah)
We in the cut, get a gauze bandage
Pull up on the Christmas day like a villain, Krampus (Water, yeah)
Llama with a light bulb, make his ass vanish (Ayy, ayy)
Alopecia, she say all these other rappers dandruff (They dry)
Bad bitch from the Noya, she say yes to me though (Me though)
Truth of the matter is I'll hop on like any beat though (Yeah)
They sleepin' on me, I might leave they ass in El Dorado
Or maybe I’ll just take the Manischewitz to Morocco
(Water)
[Chorus]
Hogwash, he ain't gon' step without his goons
Swashbuckle, they done let the Jew on the canoe
I'm in a suit and tie, she tearin' up my suit, tiramisu
They say I'm fruitful, I'm not molasses, see 'bout what this honey do (I told 'em)
Hogwash, he ain't gon' step without his goons
Swashbuckle, they done let the Jew on the canoe
I'm in a suit and tie, she tearin' up my suit, tiramisu
They say I'm fruitful, I'm not molasses, see 'bout what this honey do
[Verse 2]
When I grow up, I'm tryna have a jit and be a rad dad (Rad dad)
She kick me out on cypress, had to take the bus from McNab (Ayy)
I hit it from the back, now she say I'm a pain in the ass
Call the dentist when I grow up, I'll have a whole lotta plaque, plural
I got to pull up on the current state, I call it Rip Curl (Yeah)
My mama told me, "Keep the peace, it's a real sick world"
I'm trying
I punish opps, Debbie Ryan
He want smoke 'cause I just burnt the bridge, Lake Wyman (Ayy)
[Chorus]
Hogwash, he ain't gon' step without his goons
Swashbuckle, they done let the Jew on the canoe
I'm in a suit and tie, she tearin' up my suit, tiramisu
They say I'm fruitful, I'm not molasses, see 'bout what this honey do (Ayy)
Hogwash, he ain't gon' step without his goons
Swashbuckle, they done let the Jew on the canoe
I'm in a suit and tie, she tearin' up my suit, tiramisu
They say I'm fruitful, I'm not molasses, see 'bout what this honey do (Water)
Jew On The Canoe was written by BLP KOSHER.
BLP KOSHER released Jew On The Canoe on Sat Jan 01 2022.