[Intro]
Hi, would you, uh
Would you mind if I sat here?
Great, y'know this is my favorite nightclub in London
Yeah, I come here often
I've not seen you here before
I think I'd remember you
What do you do
Are you a model?
Jet setter?
That type of thing, no?
Huh
Listen, I'm about to break a pretty good business deal
If the figures are right
Touch wood
I said "Touch wood"
Sorry?
No, it's just a figure of sp-speech
Where are you going?
Oh God!
What was that all about?
Christ
Gin and tonic, please
No, just one!
My cover's blown
I need some sort of black magic reggae to sort this one out
Mmm
That's more like it
[Verse 1]
Everybody's running around
Trying to find the right solution
Not getting anywhere fast in this life
Of money and pollution
[Verse 2]
Just give me a chance and
I could help out with the evolution
I'm just trying to find my mother and father
In a bad situation
[Chorus]
Kick those blues
With those dancing shoes, man
Kick those blues
With those dancing shoes
Kick the blues
With those dancing shoes, man
[Outro]
Who am I trying to kid?
I'm no jet setter
Never have been
I'm just a phony
A cheap phony
In a cheap nightclub
Drinking cheap whiskey
Jet Setter was written by Matt Berry.