Jesus God Of Thunder

[Intro]
Ayo, Very Smurt
Sixth Single, Meme God album
Second track, "Jesus God Of Thunder"
Yeah, here we go

[Chorus]
He’s Jesus god of thunder
Throwing you away
He fights the evil down under
And he rides in a sleigh
Yeah he’s Jesus god of thunder
Lives in a yacht in outer space
And he kind of makes you wonder
Is that really the case?

[Verse 1]
Ayo, it’s me, Jesus god of thunder
I be on a magic horse, never made a blunder
Yeah I’m swooping in from my yacht in outer space
I be coming down to Earth and squashing you like a mace
Yeah this ain’t no joke, it’s some serious crap
And after this, kid, you gon’ become my scraps
And yeah I’m memeing you up, you gon’ die on the spot
And I admit you can stop me, but it’ll take a lot yeah

[Chorus]
He’s Jesus god of thunder
Throwing you away
He fights the evil down under
And he rides in a sleigh
Yeah he’s Jesus god of thunder
Lives in a yacht in outer space
And he kind of makes you wonder
Is that really the case?

[Verse 2]
Some people come and ask me if I’m really that great
Because they hear rumours about my special traits
Yes it’s really true, everything they say
Cuz I could wow everyone, any freaking day
And no I don’t live on this earth
I’m just too cool, cuz I’m very smurt
Yeah they call me these names, a faker and a liar
But just y’all wait till I rule this empire

[Chorus]
He’s Jesus god of thunder
Throwing you away
He fights the evil down under
And he rides in a sleigh
Yeah he’s Jesus god of thunder
Lives in a yacht in outer space
And he kind of makes you wonder
Is that really the case?

[Verse 3]
I usually wouldn’t make a third verse
But I got a lot to say about how everybody’s worse
They’re all worse, way worse than me
Cuz I’m better than anyone will ever be
I’ma be honest, a lot of people are talented
But any question you throw at me, I’ll have an analysis
I’ll get all the money, I’ll get all the girls
And someday, I’m gonna rule this world

[Chorus]
He’s Jesus god of thunder
Throwing you away
He fights the evil down under
And he rides in a sleigh
Yeah he’s Jesus god of thunder
Lives in a yacht in outer space
And he kind of makes you wonder
Is that really the case?