Jesus, Elvis and Me

[Verse 1]
When you walk in our house it's on display
That shiny white polyester rhinestone cape
Right there next to that cuckoo clock
The one that every hour plays "Jailhouse Rock"

[Verse 2]
She's a certified WWJD fan
Got an autographed picture of Billy Graham
She loves to hear the preaching at a southern revival
She takes a custom-made blue suede King James Bible

[Chorus]
She loves Jesus, she loves Elvis, and me
I'd have to say that's pretty good company
I don't mind the fact that I'm number three
She loves Jesus, she loves Elvis, and me

[Verse 3]
When I saw her at the Barron County Baptist Church
She was singing Rock of Ages, first line of every verse
It was all that I could do to keep from falling in love
When she hollered "Hallelujah, well thank you very much"

[Bridge]
One walks on water, one hung the moon
So we celebrate Christmas in our velvet-lined jungle room
Oh yeah

[Instrumental break]

[Verse 4]
She dresses like Priscilla every Halloween
And goes around quoting John 3:16
I'm okay with other men in her life
And she loves "Love Me Tender" and that's alright Mama

[Chorus]
She loves Jesus, she loves Elvis, and me
I'd have to say that's pretty good company
I don't mind the fact that I'm number three
She loves Jesus, she loves Elvis
When it comes to love she ain't selfish
She loves Jesus, she loves Elvis, and me