Jesus and Tomatoes

[Verse 1]
I bought a pack of seeds, Tennessee Bradleys
The best homegrown you'll find
How it happened I don't know, must've been the Miracle-Gro
Oh, I could not believe my eyes
In my tomato bed
A holy image blood red

[Chorus]
Smile, God loves you
I see him on the vine, this just might be a sign
Help me, I'm confused
So many brands to choose, Jesus and tomatoes coming soon

[Verse 2]
Folks came from miles around, they laid their money down
To see that ripe phenomenon
Even made the evening news and had a website too
This vegetable from Heaven (Or is it a fruit?)
What rose up from the dirt
Now sells on t-shirts

[Chorus]
Smile, God loves you
I see him on the vine, this just might be a sign
Help me, I'm confused
So many brands to choose, Jesus and tomatoes coming soon

[Verse 3]
The profits kept rolling in, I prayed they'd never end
And filed for tax exemption
I heard a knocking at my door, it was a lawyer for the Lord
Saying don't do this no more
I said, "Come and dine with me
We'll have a B.L.T."

[Chorus]
Smile, God loves you
I see him on the vine, this just might be a sign
Help me, I'm confused
So many brands to choose, Jesus and tomatoes coming—
Smile, God loves you
I see him on the vine, this just might be a sign
Help me, I'm confused
So many brands to choose, Jesus and tomatoes coming soon