Jerry’s Bar An’ Grill

At 3 AM a station wagon pulled into the driveway 747 Baker Road
As usual I'm listening I'm pretending I been sleepin'
But I'm countin' off the hours you been gone
I know just what you'll answer in the morning when I ask you
How come your weekly feeding took so long
You'll say you know Shirley Watkins how she enjoys talking
It just took that long to get our business done

I thought your garden club was meeting
In the grade school cafeteria
With smacked folks at Jerry's Bar and Grill
I'll pretend I didn't see it
Nor the green spots on your sweater
Left there by the Green Dimanche spill

Now it's not that I don't trust you
'Cause I'm trying to believe you
But my imagination's runnin' wild
I see all sorts of people in all kinds of situations
Lately that seems to be the style

I hope you're at your at your meeting
Just like you've always told me
If not you're gonna give yourself a thrill
I'll be sittin' in the shadows at a table in the corner
This Thursday night at Jerry's Bar and Grill

I thought your garden club was meeting
In the grade school cafeteria
With smacked folks at Jerry's Bar and Grill
I'll pretend I didn't see it
Nor the green spots on your sweater
Left there by the Green Dimanche spill

I'll pretend I didn't see it
Nor the green spots on your sweater
Left there by the Green Dimanche spill