Jelly, Jelly

[pours a drink (assumedly alcoholic); gargles; soft laugh in the background]

Hello Baby, I had to call you on the phone
(I hollered)
Hello Baby, I had to call you on the phone
You know I feel so lonesome, Josh wants his Baby home

Now it's a downright rotten, a low-down dirty shame (heh)
Yeah, it's a downright rotten, a low-down dirty shame
You mistreat me Baby and God knows I'm not to blame

Well it's jelly, jelly, jelly, jelly stays on my mind
Hey lordy mama
Great God Almighty! (Righteous!)
Jelly, jelly, jelly, jelly, jelly stays on my mind
Jelly role kill' my mommy and ran my daddy stone blind

I'm gonna take you Baby [chuckle], stretch you 'cross my big brass bed
Hey lordy mama
Great God Almighty! (Righteous!)
I'll take you Babe, stretch you 'cross my big brass bed
I'll rub you head Baby, 'till your toes, toes turn cherry red

I've got nineteen women (how many?) living in Al's neighborhood
(His wife don't know it) [chuckle]
Great God Almighty!
I've got nineteen women in Al's neighborhood
Eighteen are fools, that other gal ain't no god-damn good [chuckle]

But she makes me holler, [inhales] ooh baby, ooh baby, ooh
She makes me holler, [inhales] ow baby, ooh baby, ooh
I love you Baby, what more can a poor man do?

You've got bad blood Baby, I believe you need a shot [chuckle]
You've got bad blood Baby, I believe you need a shot
On your back now Baby, let the doctor see what ... else you got

Al, I'm gonna sing this verse and I ain't gonna sing no more
Now ain't ya happy? (Hell, no!)
Great God Almighty!
Sing this verse (sing the song, man, sing the song!), I can't sing no more
Put your man in your bed and put you husband down (where?!) on the floor
That's an awful place to be!