Jeff the Killer vs Kuchisake-onna - Rap Battle

Jeff:
I’m the new gen, sneak in someone’s room and abuse them
I’m the product if I take you and Kruger and fuse them
Your ancient story has no chance to contend
This ugly bitch makes me wish I could blink again
A spirit wanting cash? You have no fuckin pride
This’ll be a piece of candy, since I don’t take bribes
You know you're not pretty so why bother to ask, bitch
And dream on, that's what the point of your mask is

Kuchisake-onna:
私、きれい？ 教えて ください
嘘をついてはいけない
You’re the runaway delinquent, I’m your spiritual sensei
Traditional legend, you’re a middle school essay
Oh Jeffery, your new look is so uninspired
A pre-teen me with Old Navy attire
So congrats to the legend every pre-teen knows
I’d throw you a party but you never did well at those

Jeff:
You’re fishing for someone to GO TO SLEEP with
But you’ll have no luck
Everyday I’m topping your kill count
While you’re stuck trying to get a hookup

Kuchisake-onna:
I planted your roots, before you bloomed, you died
You reek of Wattpad, Tumblr, and romantic homicide
Now which of us knows chilling names the best?
I’m the slit mouthed woman, and your name is… Jeff?

Jeff:
My knife is plunged into the hearts of those who look at me sideways
I found your rusty scissors on discount at a Rite Aid
My legacy made you fade away, you’re unknown
Just a lonely Bloody Mary who got cut from her throne

Kuchisake-onna:
I'm the spirit of a sinning woman, failed to repent
You're the misfit new kid salty for revenge
You wanna be me so bad, but kid, you're obsessed
You’re telling others to sleep? It’s time you gave it rest