Jeff Engel Rules

And another one is Machavelli and pledges
He swore he'd outlaw alcoholic beverages
He said we bawl at the mess that we dribble
When we settle for drunk but you skip the entire festivel

Well sometimes a personal vice becomes a social evil
And a good king loves his people

Well even if all the women loved him for his mind
That would be alright with Jeff Engel
In a perfect world, he says, we'd all be blind
Then love would be cerebral
Hey love should always be cerebral

Well sometimes a private preferance can cause a public upheavel
And a good king loves his people

Well Marx was in the ballpark
But he was just a little too narrow
To fit into the batter's box but damn that man could really throw

Well sometimes a good idea is nothing but a foolish dream
Good people love their king

Well sometimes a good idea is nothing but a foolish dream
But good people love their honest king